weatherman

he doesnt even have a name on the show
just a title - weatherman
and none of the girls want to kiss him
hahaha poor jonathan

dear bill,

if you'd just stop OMGing and sighing at so much
and quit complaining about how busy you are and that
there's not enough time during the day to do everything
or tell me how tired, sleepy or hungry your fatass is caz you
stayed up all night pwning a bunch of noobs on call of duty
while telling me crap stories about how perfect your whiny
little teenage brats are and your dependent ass wife
and getting overexcited and overpatting yourself on the back
for helping some dumbass old lady make a purchase or
bitching about when some asshole sounding jerk is rude
to you on the phone then sit there all emo butthurt about it..

YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO FOCUS
AND GET YOUR FUCKING WORK DONE!

STFU ALREADY

have a good weekend,
coworker deagle